Heh. Big boned. She's vertically challenged! Actually, she seems alright to me now.
What I was going to add to the phone thing, though is this - if you have access to a voiceover booth and a mobile phone that can do speakerphone, this gives very realistic sounding audio. Um, given that it *is* real, I guess.
I record 'phoners' - phone interviews, with the presenter standing in the booth with a mobile phone just chatting to the interviewee. It sounds exactly right.
So, possibly you could play out your audio down a mobile phone to a phone in a v/o booth?