Hello, I'm a FCP

Posted by Rui Barros 
Hello, I'm a FCP
August 02, 2011 05:19PM
Tiiimm, tiimm, tiiimm... Tim,Tim,Tim...

7 - Hello, I'm FCP 7.
X - Hello, and I'm FCP X and... Ahhhaaaaaaaaaaaa......aaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa.....7 what is that???!!!?
7 - X!!!? Those are 5 clips captured from tape....
X - Froooom tape? You can capture from tape?
7 - Yes, even a crappy PC app can capture tapes and work with capture cards!
X - Ahh ahhh, they are the same clip, look at the Timecode, aaaahhhhh, ahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahh!
7 - No X, they are 5 clips with the same Timecode, I will be cutting some Multicam in a while...
X - Multicam?!! WTF... What's that?
7 - Multicam.. you know... Timecode... Sync the cameras.... Cut in realtime... You know!!!?
7 - X... X... X... Are you ok? No... No... He has lost it again... X, Where are you autosaving?!

Tam Tlim Tlam

Rui Barros
Editor Colorist Trainer
Lisbon, Portugal
RTP Post-Production
Apple Certified Trainer FCP 7
Apple Certified Pro FCP 7
Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 02, 2011 05:23PM
Me thinks you are drinking way to much of that Portugal wine. smiling smiley

Michael Horton
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Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 02, 2011 05:26PM
Mike, amigo, send me a PM with your address and I while send you some bottles.
Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 04, 2011 04:58AM
Sim, vinho verde !
Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 04, 2011 10:59AM
Michael Horton Wrote:
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> Me thinks you are drinking way to much of that
> Portugal wine. smiling smiley


nah this kind of response is fairly mild, in London for instance to date there have been 4 suicides at post houses in the city as sentimental editors dispair at the travesty of Apple's FCP-X 'practical joke'
Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 04, 2011 11:07AM
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in London for instance to date there have been 4 suicides at post houses in the city as sentimental editors dispair at the travesty of Apple's FCP-X 'practical joke'


I don't think that is fair to say that...



... almost certainly they were Lion assisted.



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Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 04, 2011 11:10AM
Yes, more intentional Apple travesties...look at how they named the OS. What's that expression about human heads and lions' mouths again?


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Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 04, 2011 11:25AM
Yea, they were thrown into the lion's den.



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Re: Hello, I'm a FCP
August 04, 2011 11:45AM
. . . also if you boot up FCP-X run round the keyboard twice touch your left shoulder and sneeze - a secret, flashing plug-in pops up with an Apple graphic taking a big fat @#$%& all over your years of commitment to the application as big pink letters strobe the monitor yelling "@#$%& you".

it's the program's most functional feature, apparently.
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